spratted

To recieve a cumshot via facebook. (v) to be spratted on.

Robert always wanted to bone Bernice but she was not into him so he spratted on her instead.

by FCDP11 July 22, 2011

Sprattah

Sprattah (Noun): A small desert island off the coast of Scotland. No one understands why it is a desert and has a temperature of 200 degrees C when Scotland rarely has a temperature of anything higher than 2 degrees C.

Sprattah is a real island I tell you!

by Protome March 25, 2008

speeter

the spattering of pee, esp. off a solid surface such as the back of a porcelain urinal

He sauntered nonchalantly from the mens room, casually holding a glass of beer in front of his crotch to conceal the fact that he had speetered all over his khakis.

by Mars Redwyne April 12, 2007

Skrette

(skr-eh-t)
A compliment used to tell somebody that they're a very healthy and clean sperm cell.

"Wow, Ms.Skret. Thats a pretty healthy skrette you got there. Mind if I just take it?"

"No! That's my only skrette left, all the others are just skrets!"

by EL and Nep July 27, 2018

Spratley

A man who is so manly that he does not require the use of hands to enjoy a girthy banana, and who is an absolute hit with the ladies of the South Coast.

That spratley sure is enjoying munching on that chubby banana.

by Albinoboy64 November 2, 2018

egg-spert

A knowledgeable chef who knows how to cook eggs multiple ways.

A food expert who knows all the facts and details about eggs.

an egg-spert who knows what tastes great with eggs (ex. sauces, meat to mix in, fruit, etc. )

by PP_D October 24, 2011

national kick a Luke spratt day

on May 12th, it is legal to assault any person named Luke Spratt especially if they are ginger. Because they are the scum of the earth. So kick them as hard as you want and Luke cannot say anything

"Oh bro, I can't wait. for national kick a Luke Spratt day"

by iamnotaginger February 25, 2020