Spoataneous

When the pussy’s too wide so you gotta go anal

Kyle went to Vegas but the hallways where too big so he got spoataneous.

by Clawslaw December 14, 2019

Spartanburg pour

A comically large glass of wine, often exceeding 8oz

Dan I’ve had a long day, give me a Spartanburg pour.

by Cranberry1890 May 27, 2023

spartan kick

A mighty kick during which the kicker stands on one leg, while bending the other leg up against the body before thrusting it forward with conviction. Often used to kick unfriendly black people into pits as seen in the movie 300.

Tequila does not agree with Carbs, so he Spartan Kicked a big dent into that crappy PT cruiser.

by Zacheryy March 26, 2007

spartanthumb

jamming your thumb up a chicks ass

damn that chick is fine!id give that bitch the spartanthumb.

by jesse and gary January 7, 2008

spartan helmet

when a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes, on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan helmet

I cheated on Scott, so i let him give me the ol' spartan helmet

by Sean Barrett March 17, 2007

dirty spartan

its when your fucking a girl from behind and all of a sudden you yell "THIS IS SPARTA" and kick her off the bed.

I was fucking my girl after we watched 300 and i totally gave her the dirty spartan right off the bed

by Daniel Gray March 26, 2007

Spartanburg

The one and only. There's no other place like it. Home of six colleges, five within city limits. Sometimes called the "Detroit of the South" due to the presence of BMW and other automotive related companies. Also, statistically the most cosmopolitan city of its size due to the diversity of the culture. Not much in the way of nightlife, but what there is, is great. Plenty of restaurants. Almost everyone who's born there leaves, experiences the world, then comes back home. It's the place everyone wants to leave when they're young, and the place to raise your family and live when they're older.

You gotta see Spartanburg to appreciate it!

by Burg Princess @ Heart September 17, 2008