spanglewank

Verb,

A stupid or obnoxious person. Often used on Twitter preceded by a hashtag. Plural: Spanglewanks

"I've been accused of ruining a market traders livelihood, been yelled at, called a #spanglewank, and blamed for people not being able to pay the rent or mortgage! It's not fair I'm saving the world"

"Oi Spanglewank, where's me fags?"

by ALT-F4 October 9, 2019

Shmangled

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.

We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..

by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020

Anti Spangle Juice

Anti Spangle Juice - This term may be applied to any non alcoholic beverage when embarking on, or involved as willing participant in a pilgrimage to seshleyhem.

When using the term outside of the normal seshleyhem pilgrimage scenario, anti spangle juice should only be applied to water.

Anti Spangle Juice is traditionally served with ice and a fresh lemon slice.

May I offer you a glass of anti spangle juice, good sir?

by Supertato January 31, 2023

Spangler

Someone who is overall enjoyable to be around.

I love hanging out with Ken, he is such a spangler!

by LongJonTimbers August 12, 2012

spangledacious

The state of mind beyond spangled but just this side of unconsciousness.

A happy fucking place..
"I am spangledacious.."

by hegga February 25, 2009

spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009

Spangle

So mentally retarded or idiotic as to be both spastic and mongel combined. Spelled "spangle" in honour of the famous British, boiled sweet of the 1980's.

Daniel simultaneously urinated and crapped his pants before tripping over his untied shoelaces and biting his tongue in half. What a total spangle.

"I reckon a llama could fight a polar bear," said Daniel.
"Don't be such a spangle," I replied.

by MickeyPaul May 7, 2010