Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.

by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009

to spork

To have an erection while spooning.

Jane laid as little spoon and John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.

by TruestScotsman January 27, 2011

Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

by Gammasite December 28, 2007

Sporknife

A combonation fork, spoon, and knife.

I don't think has been invented yet but should be.

by jiggly wiggly June 29, 2005

Sporking

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.

Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)

by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012

Sporf

Someone who is annoying and frustrating.

Stop hitting me you sporf

by NiCOiRuSTa May 17, 2017

ms.spork

dumb bitch named "Aly" of Japanese Anime:1 who makes up shit about her life to get attention and even goes so far as to e-date the pedo Lech

ms.spork: I just got back from an asylum!!!!

by 8th division captain March 1, 2008