Spooder

1. An affectionate and endearing word for a spider, especially Jumping Spiders and Peacock Spiders, which have cartoonishly large eyes fuzzy bodies and short legs.

2. A word for a spider from an extremely heavy accents.

3. (From 1.) A cute or sexually appeling monster-girl with spider-like qualities or lower body.

1. Tiny Spooder! Don't squish it!

2. Tha-ere's a spooder. 'Sa black widder. Don' le'm bitecha.

3. TFW no spooder GF to tie me up and fuck me until I'm a dried out husk...

by oron61 July 19, 2022

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Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

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spoofer

a papertowel roll stuffed with dryer sheets that you blow through when smoking pot so that your hits smell nice and free and your mom doesn't catch you.

"i have the weed, dyu have the spoofer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

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Spooder Man

Spooder Man, spooder man looks like spider man but acts way different. Be careful kids, if you get close to spooder man he will capture you and take you in to his basement

Oh No, run it’s Spooder Man he’s gonna take us!

by TheREALSpooderMan January 1, 2021

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slooser

Well I think ~Wendy~ should go back to her English class cause Looser is a term described in the dictionary as. Loose, Not Tight, etc.If someone can't spell a word correctly I don't think their definition should be adhered by.

~Wendy~ is a Sloser (not a slooser) and should pay more attention in English Class rather than making false definitions on some website

by :jaso: June 21, 2006

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