spoo

noun: human feces found in a public place, especially the scene of a crime; alternatively, human waste and/or detritus used to identify a suspect or place a suspect at the scene of a crime.

We was home free if your boy's spoo wasn't all in the bed.

by Grandmaster Vinny B December 18, 2005

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spoo manchu

When a male ejaculates on a partners face, creating a fu-manchu style mustache, with the semen hanging down past the corners of the mouth

Last night, I gave that girl a spoo manchu

by jayzone June 28, 2009

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pre-spoo

When a guy is fooling around with a chick and his unit is rock hard and leaks a little seman out.

I was making out with this hot chick last night and I was hard as a rock. It was awesome but I ended up with a little pre-spoo in my boxer shorts.

by Uncle Dewey December 28, 2005

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The milky white glob of cum mixed with female lubrication, KY Jelly (and God knows what else) that oozes out of a woman's vagina or anus after annonymous drunken sex. When left to dry, it permenantly bonds her pubic hair to her thong.

Can also be collected after vaginal or anal intercourse for use in children's arts & crafts projects, reapairing cracked engine blocks, leaky radiators and adhering heat tiles to the space shuttle. Great dilapitory too.

NOTE: The patent for Elmer's Spoo has been purchased by the folks who manufacture Krazy Glue.

When that ho woke up this morning, her ass was stuck to the sheets with my Elmer's Spoo.

by Kkaptin Kkirkk November 20, 2009

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