Spooge lugi

The big stringy hunk of ejaculate that comes out of the vagina the morning after an intimate encounter, always at an unpredictable time.

"Another yoga class interrupted by emergence of last nights spooge lugi."

by Cooeyk August 20, 2016

Spooge Monster

One who loves to have someone spooge on their face. They love to taste and swallow spooge.

Man that porno chick is a spooge monster.

by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003

spooge luge

1. a tattoo on the small of a womans back, that she presumably likes to be covered with a man's seemen

That girl is such a slut, that spooge luge has all of our names on it.

by wheezy302 November 13, 2007

Smoogle boogles

More sophisticated than just shouting from a car, but not as refined as shouting git your fuckin' rat out.
Designed to disorientate and bewilder the recipient.

"Smoogle boogles"

"im dazed and confused"

by Flava No.7 March 19, 2008

spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010

Spooge Hole

n. 1. An orifice into which ejaculate is deposited, usually in large quantities by several doners. 2. A sexually promiscuous person who craves cock and enjoys receiving mass quantities of ejaculate into their own bodily orifices.

That bitch I met in Aransas Pass last night was a fucking spooge hole! S'keet, s'keet, s'keet!

by Waylon the Talking Pumpkin August 1, 2006

smoogle

a word that is said to reduce the awkwardness of an awkward silence.

Clara- OMG I hate that kid Robby...
Robby- Hey, I'm right here!
Clara- Smoogle.

by smoooogleR November 29, 2010