The Spocker

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper

After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

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Snochi

Noun.
A Snochi is simply an insult. An insult to confuse someone. Similar to anyother insult. A snatch, cunt, twat etc.

"Aye dude imma dip"
"Aw dirty ass snochi!"

"Have you seen David?"
"Nah, not all day, he's probably at home being a snochi"

by Yo_luke June 30, 2014

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spochy • spocco • spock • spocker • spocking • Sochi • socha • skoch • spock shock • sochs

spachulanis

spachulanis is a serious disease/syndrome that is brought on by listening/looking/smelling/touching jacob sartorius. your head may begin to hurt. your ears will bleed and you should seek medical attention. First said by YouNower Beau Bowers.

friend: "hey listen to jacobs song"

you: "THIS IS GIVING ME SPACHULANIS!

by shmeepmop May 16, 2016

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spechide

*intensify emojis*

person: Hi Spechide, What's up!
SpecHide: 🤔😅😅🤔🙄😍👉😟🥰😬😬🧐🚶🏻 ♂️🚶🏻 ♂️🚶🏻 ♂️

by pokurt December 1, 2020

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Spock job

When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.

Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?

Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!

by Nicstypres May 7, 2022

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