splude

Intellectual woman who likes to read. Knows what R.S.V.P. stands for (which is amazing). excellent beer pong partner even though she's not that great of a shooter. Smokes the cigarettes preffered by most 13 year olds. Also has an amazing rack that draws everyones attention not just because of her third nipple ( just kidding). Mess with the splude and you will reveal an evil conniving b*#ch. Fun to party with and easy to get along with if your not a D-Bag. if you ever meet a splude you need to respect her because she might kill you if you don't.

guy1 " hey did you meet that Splude last night"
Guy2 " yeah she was a B*#CH!!!!"
guy3 " No dude your just a chode and NO ONE likes you not even me. I just hang out with you because your dad lets you drive his bentley."
guy1 " He's right she was BANGIN!"

by idungood2005 August 13, 2010

splumpkin

when a women gets oral sex while taking a dump, the same as a blumpkin but foe a woman

dude i went so deep in on that splumpkin that i got shit on my chin

by jester ralph October 30, 2006

splute

another term for a girl having a wild orgasm..... like water coming out of a spout

She shook like a wild animal and finished with a crazy SPLUTE!



I was eating her out and she SPLUTE all over my face!

by Porn King TV January 11, 2008

Splumpie

The act of dipping ones hand in gasoline, lighting it, and fist fucking a goat.

My anal herpes makes me feel like I just got splumpied:(

by BrandonBigDickChaseLOL November 27, 2010

Splumph

When you cum, only its muffled by something

I splumphed in her mouth

by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

splue

all the good things.

That is splue!

by OJP July 10, 2003

Spluderdunking

When you go to dunk doughnuts in coffee, and the coffee spills because your coffee is too full so its spludering while your dunking.

I totally just Spluderdunked

Aw man, I GOTTA stop Spluderdunking

by Knuxallen December 5, 2010