product sponge

A person who buys products just for the sake of owning them; derogatory synonym for "consumer".

"It’s going to space, can you give it a second to get back from space? Is the speed of light too slow for you, you non-contributing product sponge cunt, can you just wait?" -Louis CK

by endoubleu April 20, 2015

splooge

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis

i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl

by sploogman101 April 22, 2010

vent sponge

the person you spill your feelings out to for the purpose of venting and nothing more because you know you are too good for him.

guy1: yea dude i really care about her and love talking to her about her problems and helping her get through them but she never seems to want to hang out or anything and only really talks to me when she's in a bad mood or having a rough time and wants someone to talk about it with.
guy2: dude you're her fucking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two shits about you, you probably won't see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.

by ExactlyWhoYouThinkItIs November 2, 2009

Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.

Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.

by Jpow September 14, 2018

Splooge socket

Vagina, cunt, cum bucket

Blow it out your ass you splooge socket!

by 500kg June 5, 2017

Splooge Cheeks

Splooge Cheeks = Cum between the cheeks & makes it super sticky

I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!

After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.

by Alimew November 26, 2022

Opinion Sponge

A person who soaks in the opinions of others when they are in their company. They adapt to these opinions very quickly and, like a sponge, emit the same content they have soaked in when questioned (or rinsed).

When in the company of vegetarians: ikr I NEVER eat meat. think of the poor animals!

When in company of normal people (meat eaters) : Urgh I'm so fat because I eat so many Big Macs, i just can't get enough of them

Everyone else: She is such an opinion sponge!

by Bullsperm69 October 23, 2013