That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.
"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"
Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"
Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"
by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019
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Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…
by PenisQueefer692572 February 28, 2023
Get the Splonce mug.When a girl is beyond obese, usually to the point of blocking out the sun and/or obscuring tang.
Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.
Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.
"Normal you can see the whole garden and antelope galloping across the fields beyond, but a splosher is in the way"
by Dirty Dazzy-D July 30, 2008
Get the splosher mug.A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly
Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007
Get the Splonker mug.A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"
or
Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
or
Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
by Lance@assO.com September 3, 2005
Get the Sloucher mug.That sloocher expects to be able to lay on the couch all day and have someone pay his way all night.
by Zanne327 May 29, 2013
Get the Sloocher mug.The most amazing lady one could meet. Goregeous blonde hair and blue eyes. She takes no ones crap yet she is ellegant. Caring and sweet, will protect her child forever and would kill to keep him safe.
That lady is a Soncheri.
by Franniemaeoo June 5, 2010
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