splinka

a phrase usually referring to a big black man however he has a white mans penis. usually they are racist towards said penis and commit hate crimes on it.

“bro i was about to fuck a dude but he was a splinka!!”

by cuando69 April 7, 2021

chin splints

Similar to shin splints, a chin splint is any injury of the chin, jaw, mouth, or tongue that has been suffered as a result of performing fellatio or cunnilingus.

"Babe, I can't go down on you tonight, I'm suffering hella chin splints."

by TSayvs June 11, 2013

Jak Spinks

is a basic hoe that used to play basketball but now just sits at home and plays ps4 and forgets about his girlfriend

Girlfriend: wanna hang out?
Jak Spinks: nah i have to game

by catch.waves.not.pokemon June 26, 2019

Spinks

A really odd last name.

Jennifer Spinks

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Leon Spinks

When a man punches a woman in the kidney while having doggy style coitus

I threw Linda a Leon Spinks last night. She'll be pissing blood for a week.

by Dakota Benson October 9, 2003

Spinks

A person that get frustrated easily and acts insane or mentally retarded (spastic).

Daniel, Spinks on a handicapped person, by flipping a table on his injured leg.

by Army-cadet September 2, 2009

shin splints

a lame excuse for being late to an important date

nick: "hey sorry im late i had to walk like five miles here with shin splints. im so exhausted and i hurt so bad!"

grace: "i dont care"

by lenamisery November 9, 2009