Splingaling

To pull down someone's pants in a comedic fashion.

Hey, motherfucker! I'm gonna splingaling your goofy ass.

by Rolledup360 February 15, 2021

Splinky

When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.

Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.

by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014

splintax

Splintax can be used as refering to a person, or how poor/shitty etc.. something or someone is.

Splintax can also be used as saying that someone is a controll freak.

Splintax is aslo a synonym to "Scott Young"

"Dude, don't sink to the pathetic and assholish level of splintax"

by Ben Guinnery June 6, 2004

Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008

splingage

spinning blingage. bling that spins.

young buck's bling spins, that is madd splingage!

by norizzleH March 29, 2005

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

splink

forever a mystery to those who dont already know

girl asks: Whats a splink?!
a Splink responds: hahahaa..nice try

by the connection April 28, 2003