spleege

Racking your scrote on a bicycle.

As I wiped out, I spleeged on my bike.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

spedge

Northern colloquilism for chewing gum.

Got any spedge, then, ye fukin' wassock?

by WillGoring August 24, 2006

Sledgeface

That face someone has when you want to smash their head in with a sledge hammer.

"Guy 1: i want to fuck him up!
Guy 2: nah, he's just got a Sledgeface. Chill"

"Dudes just sitting there sledgefaced out on Busch heavy and jack fire shits fucked."

by Dennyloggins April 21, 2017

splodgelets

Individual puddles of semen

Jack ejaculated on Mary and left five splodgelets on her back.

Jack handed Mary the tissue box and said, "here, clean those splodgelets off yourself bitch."

by #elite July 29, 2017

Splewdge

"A funnier way of saying "orgy"

"My wife was at a splewdge yesterday"
"You dumb shit"

by LazyFatfuck69 April 20, 2021

sledge-hammered

(adj.) to be very hammered or incredibly drunk

After performing a 3 minute keg stand, Frankie was sledge-hammered.

by hailbop May 16, 2006

sledgehammer

Peter Gabriel's song about sex

I wanna be your sledgehammer.......

by CatherineInRock January 8, 2004