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splashin' in your avenue

ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman
Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.

Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.

Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011
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splaksh

It is used when there is something in your mouth and you try to speak and nothing comes out but this noise just shows up.
Me (has a mouth guard on and trying to speak): *Splaksh*
Friend: what are you trying to do?
by random word generator March 22, 2022
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splassback

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.
DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"
by fucwad June 13, 2004
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Splash Proof

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.
Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.
by J-BAILS13 June 29, 2010
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Death Splash

While crapping in a port a potty a splash goes directly into the anus.
Mike ate a giant beef sandwich greasy onion rings and a chocolate shake.He was on the jobsite and needed to find the nearest facility NOW.He blasted \a turd the size of a small dog and the subsequent action was a direct death splash directly into his fully dilated bung hole.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 22, 2018
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Port-a-splash

The blue liquid water that splashes out of the toilet onto your ass when taking a shit in a port-a-potty.
Man i got port-a-splash yesterday at the fair. I had no choice, all the junk i ate forced me to take a shit in the port-a-potty.
by Coomdog January 11, 2017
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splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
by ardeliskane May 22, 2008
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