Splashmaster

A term for a guy with the ability to forcefully urinate for long periods of time whilst keeping the toilet rim spray-free… a true marksman.

“Hey Julie, before your new boyfriend comes over again he really needs some splashmaster training… he pissed all over our bathroom floor again this morning.”

by Golden_Road November 5, 2020

splashback

When you take a crap and the water splashes your anus.

I was on the toilet today and then I had a splashback

by Ianandrew November 14, 2006

splashed

Throwing acid at the person you dont like (opp)

Splashed an opp is when you get splashed with acid

by ndichcushd February 14, 2018

splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

Splashback

Urine that bounces off the back of a urinal covering the your arms in a fine mist of pee.

Hey lets go hug monica," Sure let me wipe this splashback off first" "Gross man that's why I use the stall!

by Ireallyamforever August 3, 2010

acid splashback

When you go for a turd after someone puts bleach in the toilet and you get a stingy cornhole

"Dude, Aw, Acid Splashback"
"I don't know how to tell you this, but you have a serious case of acid splashback"

by sam, jonny, james August 9, 2006

splashback

The effect of standing too close to a urinal or wall while pissing, and being covered with a fine rain of your own urine deflecting off the vertical surface back at you.

See 'drop zone' for related info.

"I wasn't paying attention when I pissed on that wall, and I got totally covered in splashback... *cries* "

by BioMenace November 10, 2008