Spearman

A unit in Civilization that can beat a tank by fortifying himself on a mountain while he has veteran status.

Spearman Beats Tank.

by Roonil_Wazlib May 8, 2010

splarg

a word used whenever you feel like saying something but dont know what to say. normally used to confuse people

hey guess what?
Splarg!

by VX14 July 22, 2004

Splart

When an adult (usually male) flatulates after having anal sex and semen comes out of the anus, along with shit.

John: Oh Josh, I love you so much.
Josh: I love you t... *Splart*
John: Get out.

by Doucheifer April 27, 2015

Splurm

The act of aggressive and sometimes uncontrollable ejaculation due to to an external stimulant.

Dude did you hear about the Rugby fly-half at that party yesterday?
Yeah man he totally turned into a splurm-cano.

by TheExecutive June 15, 2010

Splart

~Onomotoepia~ A sound effect usually used for a mushy object hitting something solid.

SPLART!

by Crop Dusting June 21, 2014

Splarsh

The act of driving a vehicle through slush or water at high speeds in order to soak innocent bystanders. Easiest way to get the bird in history.

Joe: Hey look some joggers, let's splarsh the fuck outta them.

Verb: Splarshing

Joe: Hey let's go splarshing.

by Mrmikeman2 March 3, 2014

Splarch

A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.

Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.

"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."

"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"

by ThatGoodD December 28, 2015