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skit spinkler

A male who urinates sitting down.
Ryan: did you see Matt, he is such a skit spinkler!
by aavoqdl February 17, 2014
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i will drink your spinal fluid

A famous quote used by harries
@larrie123: “larry is real golden is about louis”
@harrie: “shut up or i will drink your spinal fluid
by hrammys era tay music industry October 11, 2020
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spinal jam

a sexual act in which the lucky victim is bent over backwards before being made love to through the eye socket.
i would so like to spinal jam her/him/it

my back is killing after spinal jamming last night

im now blind in one eye....but it has nothing to do with being spinal jammed!
by matt crighton April 7, 2008
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spinal cord

that, like, bone shit behind your bigass chest and sexy abs yknow?
somethin ta do with holding your entire body together. also if you damage it you're pretty much fucked
My spinal cord is damaged; there fore, i am fucked.
by thespinalman October 19, 2013
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Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.
I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008
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spinkle

spinkle is a nick (screen name)used by a person who plays guitar, writes poetry and song lyrics, and, tries very hard to treat people he meets in a decent and respectful manner.
\"Of course, we\'d love to read that poem you wrote, spinkle.\"
by Melodyx April 26, 2005
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Spineless Cunt

A woman(or wife) who habitually lies in order to keep the real man in their life to pay their bills(or hand out money) and provide a feeling of safety/stability, while they continue to maintain a relationship with another guy who's a weak spineless emo puppy dog. The reasoning behind this is the real man is steadfast, strong and gives respect when given, while the other lame emo loser is easily controlled, a professor of love serenades and would literally eat a mile of the "spineless cunt"s shit to lick her asshole. The Spineless Cunt is the lowest form of life, for she can never make a real decision, maintain a solid foundation of integrity or generate enough good karma to walk about everyday life with true inner fullfillment and grace. Even worse, the emo men she chooses are unattractive with greasy acne, excessive body hair, snaggly crooked teeth and droopy down syndrome eyes. The fact that people like this can continue to walk the earth stealing oxygen from good honest people is appalling, and should be a crime.
Kayla(Spineless Cunt) goes with Sam on dates to nice restaurants, and other fun and pricey venues of entertainment, all the while she guards her phone texting or sexting Thomas, who continuously tells her how amazing she is, and that he wants to make a shrine consisting of her toe nail clippings. VOMIT
by hatingallwomencuzof1 April 17, 2011
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