Spife

A combonation of a spoon and a knife. Kinda like a Spork but different. Invented by the teletubies so that they can take over the white house someday.

Cut that out or I'll Spife you!
Spifes are hand to eat with. (They're not...)

by DS inc. February 19, 2011

spiffits

the tiny thc crystals which stick to the inside of common sandwich bags.

Dude, don't crush my bud so much in the sack. Ill have a buncha spiffits and no big buds ya dickwad!

by splorky2001 June 20, 2004

Spiffing Mammaries

Harry Styles favorite things. (FUN BAGS)

Louis: WOAH! look at those nice fun bags
Harry: SPIFFING MAMMARIES!

by Niall Horan February 16, 2012

SILF

Sister Illd like to fuck

my sister is a SILF

by SexualityChecker July 18, 2018

spifftastic

(adj.) A person, place, thing, or idea that is just so incredibly awesome that no other word can describe it. Derived from the words spiffy and fantastic, it has been steadily catching on with teenagers nowadays (as steady as a snail in a molasses swamp, unfortunately). Tends to be used more by females than males, interestingly enough.

Person A: "Dude, I finally thought up a word to add to urbandictionary.com!"

Person B: "Totally spifftastic, man!"

by KirbyHead December 28, 2005

SILF

Site I'd Like to Fuck

UrbanDictionary is SILF

by An0nymous..... June 7, 2009

smilf

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

by jimbo February 6, 2003