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spike

in volleyball, a spike is what you see when 1 member of a team pounds the shit out of the ball into the opposing, team's side of the court. May or may not result in a point.
it will result in a point if a pussy on the other team goes out of the way instead of digging it.
by Adrian December 16, 2004
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spike

I'm gonna spike this hot shot right after I cook up.
by Ms. MJKeenan August 11, 2003
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spiking

A particularly frustrating and violent (and usually loud) skype conversation. Usually with a grandparent or someone unused to modern technology. It doesn't start well and ends even worse.
Child: Hello? HELLO? Grandma can you hear me?
Grandparent: HELLO? HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? ARE WE SPIKING?!
Child: Grandma click the volume button!
Grandparent: WHATS GOING ON?! I DON'T SEE YOU. CAN YOU SEE ME?! SPIKE ISN'T WORKING!
Child: *mimes turning up volume*
Grandparent: THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU!
Child: Wait! Wait! All you have to-

Click.
by Megeelin October 14, 2012
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Spiking it

Only expelling fecal matter in public restrooms when someone else is using the hand dryer, flushing the toilet, or anything that produces equal noise levels.
But...Hand dryers and toilets flushing only last for so long, therefore you must "spike it" to avoid making noise.
Commonly used by people who care too much about what other people think. Or those who wish to reduce unsavory bathroom noises.
Man there was alot of people in the crapper, I was spiking it hard!
Dude I the most brutal diarhhea, I didnt have the sphincter power to spike it, everyone heard and laughed.
by Kitchenstadium January 28, 2007
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spike

To withhold a newpaper story.
Sorry, your story was spiked. Too controversial.
by Scoop's May 19, 2007
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spike

1. to add alcohol or any intoxicating to a drink that does not have any when first purchased.

2.to rise to a high level quickly

3. to strike a volleyball upward so that it is more likely to hit the ground
Someone tried to spike the smoothie mix.
by The Return of Light Joker March 12, 2009
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Spike

a vampire that likes to drink and hurt Angel. He was on the series Buffy, then later moved to Angel (The greatest show ever)which was recently cancaled...did I mention he likes to drink.
the Angel says...SPIKE!!!
the Spike says...OH, bloody hell!
by um...Me June 7, 2004
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