From Shermer

Believes in a make believe land. Gulliable. Will buy anything. Just off the boat.

Dude! This guy is from Shermer. He's so thick he'll believe anything.

by Brian Eakerous December 30, 2003

spermcricket

a person who craves cum

sarah is a little spermcricket

by mrstiffy February 21, 2004

spermarific

Amazing, awesome, "spiffy", an expression of utter bliss

Guy 1:Dude I hooked up with Curtis's mom!
Guy 2: dude, that's spermarific!
Guy 1: You know a I slapped a beard on that ho!
Guy 2: Epic!
Guy 1: Then I found 50 bucks!
Guy 2: Wow, that's also spermarific!

by DeShanzie February 15, 2008

spermreseptical

The somewhat proper term for cum dumpster. -AKA- A trashy female who likes fap all over her body because she needs attention to feel good about her daddy issues.

Windy got herpes of the mouth because she's such a spermreseptical!

by kimber380 October 25, 2015

Spermbrow

When someone's eyebrows look like sperm cells

She has spermbrows

by Dotbird July 16, 2016

spermenship

Having rights to something your parents bought because you're their child

Guy: This is your xbox, kick him off
Girl: Well it's not mine my dad bought it, but I have spermenship

by Mad Definitions August 3, 2017

Spermserve

When a man pulls out of a woman right before ejaculation and aims to shoot upwards into the air, he must kick the sperm in the air like a soccerball into the woman’s face or vagina. Spermserve is only done successfully if the man managed to kick the sperm directly into the woman’s vagina. If it is successful, the man must yell “GOAL!” before cleaning up. If not, the man must break up with their partner.

Person 1: Hey man, I know I’ve been dating your sister for a while, but we actually did some spermserve last night.

Person 2: Damn, how was it?

Person 1: It wasn’t too bad, but we’ve broken up now.

by Slick6969 November 23, 2022