When a man pulls out of a woman right before ejaculation and aims to shoot upwards into the air, he must kick the sperm in the air like a soccerball into the woman’s face or vagina. Spermserve is only done successfully if the man managed to kick the sperm directly into the woman’s vagina. If it is successful, the man must yell “GOAL!” before cleaning up. If not, the man must break up with their partner.
Person 1: Hey man, I know I’ve been dating your sister for a while, but we actually did some spermserve last night.

Person 2: Damn, how was it?

Person 1: It wasn’t too bad, but we’ve broken up now.
by Slick6969 November 23, 2022