Spermserve

When a man pulls out of a woman right before ejaculation and aims to shoot upwards into the air, he must kick the sperm in the air like a soccerball into the woman’s face or vagina. Spermserve is only done successfully if the man managed to kick the sperm directly into the woman’s vagina. If it is successful, the man must yell “GOAL!” before cleaning up. If not, the man must break up with their partner.

Person 1: Hey man, I know I’ve been dating your sister for a while, but we actually did some spermserve last night.

Person 2: Damn, how was it?

Person 1: It wasn’t too bad, but we’ve broken up now.

by Slick6969 November 23, 2022

spermherder

One who is of a slutty nature and enjoys the presence of sperm in on or around their persons.

My ex is a spermherder was always taken what she could get whereever it was from.

by Brandon9001 October 3, 2006

Spermscreen

The term used to describe the similar texture of sperm being related to a bottle of sunscreen therefore using it as a practical joke by filling a bottle of sunscreen with sperm and handing it to another.

Person one: Dude! Bill was such a dipshit to me yesterday!
Person two: Yeah dude! I know what you mean, he was a dipshit to me too!
Person one: Dude, we should totally get back at him, want to give him some spermscreen?
Person two: Yeah! Haha!

by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 14, 2009