Spermfuck

The rash you get when you have dived/ spearfished all day in coral spawn

I had a sicky on Thursday man but my spermfuck face gave me away

by Diverdick March 11, 2015

Spermface!

A slang for "ass","shithead"

Damn,Eric ur sch a Spermface!

by GrimMeeper! May 12, 2010

spermbankin'

1. To be broke and lazy enough to believe it is a good idea to market and sell one's semen.

2. Any act of donating sperm, especially into the mouth of a female.

1. Joe never graduated highschool, so he made most of his living spermbankin'.

2. I'm seein' her tomorrow night, and you know I'm gonna be spermbankin'!

by egotrippen May 22, 2007

spermacist

A person, usually male, who says he or she believes in equality between men and women, but only advocates for men's rights. Since feminists only advocate for women and belittle men, a spermacist would only advocate for men and belittle women.

That spermacist has a point that men should be valued in our society, but women should be valued as well. That's why I'm egalitarian, not a spermacist, nor a feminist.

by Tipsy Flipsy April 5, 2017

Spermachief

A Handkerchief that one uses for masturbation (male) to catch the ejaculate upon orgasm

Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief

Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 8, 2018

spermaceti

Sperm spaghetti

Are we having spermaceti for dinner? Yah lemme it’ll be done in 15 seconds

by anonymous February 3, 2022

spermrocket

definition of you

katie is such a spermrocket

by Emily allen May 14, 2023