spenard divorce

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

by kajoe August 28, 2006

spandalay

Word said when knocking an item out of somebody's hands. Item can be knocked upward, downward, or to either side. The objective is to yell the word while in the act.

Brown was really looking forward to eating his sandwich until Halter SPANDALAYED it out of his hands.

by SnakeRed February 14, 2012

spendonitis

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.

My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.

by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012

spend the ben

To turn the corner fast and light you the fuck up

Don't make me spend the ben

by Fool of a dummy July 18, 2017

spedacity

when an individual has the nerve to be sped, which is outrageous and disrespectful.

nick: *does some cringey weird shit*
other person: it’s definitely here... the spedacity is outrageous *looks away in disgust*.

by p-sped762 November 8, 2019

spend a penny

to expel urine from one's body

Where's the bathroom? I really need to spend a penny!

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

spedass

Basically another word of headass or sped but it means that the person is really retarded to the point that everyone thinks he is autistic.

bruh stfu you spedass nibba

by boifromthehoodBoi June 8, 2018