speed bumping

When something that happens to slow down you're action. Similar to cock blocking, except that it pertains to everything, not just pussy. A speed bumper is your friend, but he likes to watch you have a hard time with what you do

My boy was speed bumping our good time by getting too drunk to drive and making us call a cab.

by BBlanc March 15, 2009

Speed Bump

When you roll over in bed and your boner hits the sheets and slows you down.

"Man I was sleeping real good until that speed bump slowed me down."

by MoistDankSauce August 7, 2015

SPEED BUMP

A large external hemroid.

I was having bum sex with Susie and I hit her speed bump.

by ya right August 14, 2005

speed bump

the victim of a drive by shooting

3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps

by G-U-N October 11, 2004

Speed Bump

speed bump
You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at the Bar and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the not too cute chick with her, or overweight friend (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by Not so Special K November 11, 2006

speed bump

very small tits.

Rick's new date has a nice ass, but her tits are speed bumps.

by tit_master#69 March 29, 2010

Texas Speed Bump

An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.

"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"

by rivertwigs April 21, 2010