coach sealy

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.

"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy

by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011

Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.

Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.

by eggwastaken March 7, 2020

Shpeal

Dumbasses who cannot spell the word spiel.

I googled the word shpeal and found another dumbass on Urban Dictionary whom spelled it incorrectly as well. The correct spelling is spiel, not spheal, shpeal, schpeal, or spill.

by NYSILLY ONLINE January 2, 2015

hungry seal

when you make your bitch eat a mouthful of goldfish while getting anally penetrated. She will flop and moan like that of a seal.

"I heard andrew made Kendall a hungry seal for breakfast..."
"Yeah man...I heard her flopping around and shit."

by okey_tokey93 December 5, 2011

Seal Boat

When one waits till their partner is sleeping, then sneaks in to motorboat them. Works better with a female partner, but can be deemed acceptable if you swing the other way as well.

I snuck into her room like a Navy Seal, and proceeded to motorboat her in her sleep. I gave her a Seal Boat.

by projectrambo1 March 10, 2019

sax seal

the best thing in the world

this is the link to the best thing is in the hashtag area

sax seal is dooooooooooooooooooope

by wabbit boy April 4, 2019

Club sandwiches, not seals

The phrase one would say to get others to save seals, but in a way, be funny about it.

Seal Lover: "Club sandwiches, not seals!"

Person: "He's right, we should save the seals!"

by Aiexxx January 5, 2009