Spazmoidisist

A person that ejaculates in his mums towel just before she gets out the shower.

Hey, listen boys. you never guess what i got up to last night, i Spazmoidisisted the mothers towel whilst she was showering!

by SpencersGay December 13, 2020

Spazmatic

Someone who tweaks a lot

Taylor is very SPAZMATIC

by DIRTofCOLORADO March 20, 2022

spazdick

When a guy overshakes after urinating.

Joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazdick and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the Yankees game.

by Russ W. September 16, 2007

spazdick

when a penis slaps its owner several times while he is sleeping until he wakes up to notice he has ejaculated.

HER: Your a real spazdick!
HIM: I swear only sometimes, if we had sex, it wouldn;t happen!!!!

by dix n cox January 10, 2011

spazmic

a fucked up individual.

your one spazmic motherfucker

by dickinyamouth helicopter November 8, 2003

spazdicated

A disorganized presentation of work done. A confusing systematic arrangement.

The process he suggested was too spazdicated.

by Trevor Gregory December 7, 2007

spazmoticated

to be spazmotic

Larry is a spazmoticated fuck-face

by Spazmoticated Scott June 21, 2004