A nap that leaves you feeling worse than you felt before you took the nap, because you napped for too long
I feel absolutely shattered after that nap, I wish I had just stayed awake. That was a Shatternap for sure!
by jerkbagoftheyear February 4, 2015
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by Doc! April 30, 2006
Get the slattern mug.1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.
2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls
2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls
"That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in!
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"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"
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"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"
by Beef Stuart August 21, 2008
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Get the Slattern mug.Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.
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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "
"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"
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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "
"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"
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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010
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by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022
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