Shatternap

A nap that leaves you feeling worse than you felt before you took the nap, because you napped for too long

I feel absolutely shattered after that nap, I wish I had just stayed awake. That was a Shatternap for sure!

by jerkbagoftheyear February 4, 2015

Splatternug

When you cum every where somewhere you don't want to

I splatternug in my classroom in 3rd period

by NerdAlertAround October 24, 2016

slattern

A vulgar promiscuous woman who flouts propriety.

"Hillary Clinton is the most fulsome slattern every to have graced the Senate floor."

by Doc! April 30, 2006

Spatter

1)To spit on your cock for lube during sexytimes.

2)To cough a load out while in mid blow job causing your jiz to spray on your balls

"That chick was so dry I had to spatter my cock just to tip it in!
-or-
"I tagged the back of her throat right as I shot a load and she spatterd all over my balls"

by Beef Stuart August 21, 2008

Slattern

Lauren

The slattern is untidy, dirty and sleeps with anything.

by Rumpleskiltskin March 6, 2017

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022