Nut Spatula

A tool used for the separation of a sweaty ball sack from the inner thigh

Man, my balls are stuck to my leg. Any chance you brought your nut spatula?

by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023

satan's spatula

When a fart is so raunchy, it's as if the jaws of hell opened due to Satan's craving to slap you in the face with his personal spatula. It's bad.

"Holy shit dude, what'd you eat? I was just slapped by satan's spatula!"

by thunderpussycocksmack August 11, 2009

Get out my spatula

To become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out. (since one would presumably need a spatula to flip a shit)

When Alice forgot to do her portion of the project again, i proceeded to get out my spatula.

by Saepe Fidelis July 27, 2012

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA

Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

by fireboss518 October 21, 2015

head spatula

a large head garment applied to an unsuspecting and rather speshed out member of a social group which is fashioned by attaching a cheese grater to the handle end of a spatula (preferably stainless steel) with duck tape and then to their head, and observe as they flounder about trying to remove it. It is renowned for its humorous effect.

what the fuck is this on me head that's a head spatula Gary ooh I'll get you back for this you little turd stroking spunk slurper. I'm sure you will Gary. I'm sure you will.

by jooles_vega April 12, 2010

snatchlasticity

Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."

"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark.com headline, 30 March 2006.

by Nutrimat April 20, 2006

Spatula

n. A woman who turns straight men gay

"It starts out okay, but I always turn them over; I'm a spatula"

by Brett June 26, 2003