Spandex space

Noun - the mysterious place where Heero keeps his gun. And, presumably, all of his belongings. Can hold an infinite amount of objects, located in one's spandex shorts. Brings whole new meaning to the phrase "it defies conventional measurement". See also hammerspace

Spandex space can hide a multitude of sins . . .

by Kuma February 26, 2004

spandex boy

Another masked superhero affiliated with JXK. His signature costume is a pink leotard and green tights, coupled with a white mask over his eyes. Spandex Boy fights crime on the streets of the TNT with the aid of his trusty weapon, the Ass-Lasso™.

Oh my god, it's Spandex Boy! Get a camera! Get his autograph! Get a load of that spandex!

by Killboy November 26, 2003

Spandexter

A nerdy cyclist who wears too much spandex for the type of riding they are doing. The type of cyclist who goes too fast on a crowded trail with kids around, but is too slow to actually race. Pejorative

This is a combination of the words Spandex and Dexter, a classic nerd name. I almost got run-over by a "spandexter" today.

by heathcat March 29, 2012

spandex goggles

Cousin to beer goggles. The metaphorical goggles worn when observing another person wearing form-fitting attire of spandex. The resulting disruption of vision makes a person's physique appear more noteworthy than the reality is likely to be.

man 1 Did you see that yoga girl back there? She was so attractive!
man 2 I'm not so sure, I think you may have had your spandex goggles on.

by Group Dynamics May 14, 2015

spandex storm

A group of riders either riding mountain bikes or road bikes wearing spandex. The spandex can be in matching colors to the rest of their kit.

Rode through a spandex storm on the singletrack this afternoon.

by 2ahoy July 15, 2017

spandex-tard

Cyclists who wear spandex and use traffic lanes instead of the readily available and perfectly paved bike trails in every major city.

Bob: hey man, pass this douche

Lenny: I don't want to pass this cyclist because he's hogging the lane. Therefore, I will slow to a crawl, and the the traffic behind us will blame the spandex-tard. Lulz.

by Jacob K Reist January 11, 2009

Spanter

The meaning of sexual banter.

hahah that's some serious spanter😄😂

by mhews May 10, 2014