The Spaniard

An elegant, distinctive style of facial hair pioneered by students at the University of Southern California during Mustache March of 2007.

Consists of a bushy patch of facial hair spanning the width of the upper lip and no wider, worn concurrently with a goatee of equal width.

Daring, flashy, and stylish, The Spaniard is poised to take the facial-hair world by storm. Controversy has erupted all across campus, particularly within the Greek community, as men strive to achieve what may very will be the pinnacle of facial-hair styling.

I got whiplash from doing a double take when I first saw The Spaniard.

by TheSpaniard87 March 7, 2007

spicey spaniard

The art of taking your own testacles stretching them behind yourself and placing them next to your ass hole with your legs gently squeezed together and swiftly and silenty placing them on your sleeping friends face.

"Don't fall asleep tonight bro or you'll catch a spicey spaniard straight to the lips."

by Big Teats October 24, 2008

White Spaniard

A White Spaniard is a person that passes as a northern or western european more than their mediterranean counterparts. They have blond and red hair, blue and green eyes and look more British or French than a typical Spanish person.

My Mom is a White Spaniard.

by Ella negra mujer. October 2, 2019

Sloppy Spaniard

When you and your girl are having the most gruesome sex every while riding a bull

Hey John did you see me and my girl doing a sloppy spaniard in the back wan last night.

by Wesmoose October 16, 2020

The Filthy Spaniard

A very cool guy in the For Honor community who's in charge of r/CompetitiveForHonor. He has also collaborated with Ubisoft to help For Honor players git gud.

Oh ma gerd, is that The Filthy Spaniard?!

by Bodied_Man August 16, 2021

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025