Spangle

Semen, sperm, cum, spunk, etc

Trevor: What ya doing?
Hamish: I'm setting my alarm clock.
Trevor: What the fuck for?
Hamish: What do you mean what for? To get me up in the morning!
Trevor: Well, you're not going to work...you're not going on holiday...and you don't even bother to soap yer seal in the morning...so what have you got to get up for?
Hamish: I am a creature of habit.
Trevor: You don't even have a lie in on Sundays.
Hamish: Oh so I should be like you should I? Rotting like a corpse in bed until lunchtime every day, wallowing in my own spangle!
Trevor: Lovely! You should try it sometime!
Hamish: One morning you became so firmly glued to your encrusted blanket that you had to drag it around with you til tea-time like an albatross!

- Pets (www.petscomedy.co.uk)

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

spangle mag

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure

Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?

by NSP81 September 2, 2007

Spangle Dick

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.

I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick

by BeatboxBadman April 18, 2018

Spangled eggs

Scrambled eggs with crushed Mandy sprinkled over the top

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”

by Kethead Keith May 7, 2018

spanglewank

Verb,

A stupid or obnoxious person. Often used on Twitter preceded by a hashtag. Plural: Spanglewanks

"I've been accused of ruining a market traders livelihood, been yelled at, called a #spanglewank, and blamed for people not being able to pay the rent or mortgage! It's not fair I'm saving the world"

"Oi Spanglewank, where's me fags?"

by ALT-F4 October 9, 2019

Anti Spangle Juice

Anti Spangle Juice - This term may be applied to any non alcoholic beverage when embarking on, or involved as willing participant in a pilgrimage to seshleyhem.

When using the term outside of the normal seshleyhem pilgrimage scenario, anti spangle juice should only be applied to water.

Anti Spangle Juice is traditionally served with ice and a fresh lemon slice.

May I offer you a glass of anti spangle juice, good sir?

by Supertato January 31, 2023

Spangler

Someone who is overall enjoyable to be around.

I love hanging out with Ken, he is such a spangler!

by LongJonTimbers August 12, 2012