When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.
Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.
Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!
Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!
by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017
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Guy 2: "Oh man! He just space jammed!
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by cooperdotmov December 9, 2010
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by KiDdajerk January 28, 2010
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Get the Space Jamed mug.Insert a deflated basketball into the vagina or anus and then inflate until your sexual partner screams for Michael Jordan.
by TCFam August 30, 2016
Get the Space jammin mug.When a woman suspends her snatch into space on three limbs, while using the remaining limb to jam her fingers inside her vagina, so as to exercise self-pleasure.
by Pintor May 5, 2023
Get the space jamming mug.A spacejam is a camp male deriving from the African Diaspora who is also an avid basketball player and fan. Spacejam's usually wear non prescribed clear rimmed 'geek glasses' in an attempt to be cool or a hipster. Spacejam's also choose to switch between being a 'gangster' and a 'hipster' when they want, but do not realise, they make a fool of themself in doing so. In addition, a spacejam also fits the stereotype depicted in popular youtube viral video "Being a dickhead's cool". Famous examples of spacejam's are Kanye West, JLS and 'will.i.am'.
Male 1: 'Look at these guys getting on the bus, hide your phone.'
Male 2: 'Na, don't worry, they're just spacejams.'
Male 2: 'Na, don't worry, they're just spacejams.'
by Ben Gallagher October 14, 2010
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