soviet russia

A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.

In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!

In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!

by Gizwidget November 12, 2007

Soviet Pink Slip

Firing a useless bureaucrat by way of execution

The treasurer didn't show up at the meeting, so he got a soviet pink slip.

by ncsmith2012 October 7, 2009

Soviet style

With extra and unnecessary force, an attempt to crush the opposition.

Xerxes planned his revenge Soviet style.
Xenophon's girlfriend bitched him out Soviet style.
Milton was just hammered by a Soviet style tackle!

by Chromium September 12, 2005

soviet

Actually a workers council, but widly used as a short name for Soviet Union, or just for Russia

In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary defines YOU!

by falafeln January 12, 2008

soviet missile

1) n. A huge Russian Penis, capable of penetrating the tightest of pussies and squirting out nuclear sperm.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.

1) "Tyler's mom was moaning hard last night, I saw her go into her room with a Russian man."
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."

2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"

by Beauqiikoi November 21, 2013

soviet-onion

its the soviet union but its an onion

The soviet union is now soviet-onion

by poopybutface59 February 4, 2021

soviet onion

the soviet onion was when a dude named stallin took over russia and made it communist. but i guess some stuff happened cause its russia again now.

glad i dont live in the soviet onion, theyd take all my speed and make me share it with people! hands off my speed commies!

by BillBollock October 17, 2020