Definitions by Chromium

Thesaurus Rex 

A person who uses a word program or internet thesaurus in order to make their papers or written works appear smarter by replacing common words with larger or uncommon words.

The phrontistery is a Thesaurus Rex's wet dream.

"Since when does Bismark use the word jackanapes?"
"Since he became a Thesaurus Rex."

Thesaurus Rex by Chromium April 3, 2006

extreme gardening 

yiff. Usually with a heterosexual style, connotates the idea of a male "seeding" a female.

"Darius said he was too busy to come to the party, but I say he's doing extreme gardening with that online girlfriend of his."

extreme gardening by Chromium February 19, 2006

Double Eagles

American dollars. It used to refer to the "double eagle" coins from 1877-1907, however it now simply refers to any American paper currency.

"The crooked cop was giving Martel a hard time 'till Martel bribed him with a fistfull of Double Eagles."

"The price of oil is measured in Double Eagles."

Double Eagles by Chromium February 18, 2006

pervet 

Extreme pervert, a person who is into acting out and performing in sexual situations in areas such as incest, children, non-human creatures, execution and similar.

Hannibal told me that Philip's computer was filled with child porn and that he acted in incest twice a week. I can't believe I lived next to a pervet.

pervet by Chromium November 27, 2005

Soviet style

With extra and unnecessary force, an attempt to crush the opposition.

Xerxes planned his revenge Soviet style.
Xenophon's girlfriend bitched him out Soviet style.
Milton was just hammered by a Soviet style tackle!

Soviet style by Chromium September 12, 2005

MS sans serif 

standard font available to all computers. Used when breaking up relationships in IM conversations to finalize the deal.

At first Leonindas thought she was joking, then she switched to MS sans serif and he knew she was gone forever.

MS sans serif by Chromium August 27, 2005

snapped up

Took, bought, acquired, got, stole

Xenophon snapped up a copy of How To Talk To A Liberal (if you must) by Ann Coulter at a grocery store, of all places.

snapped up by Chromium August 18, 2005