Snorting Bull

(noun) The quick exhale through the nose directly after drinking from a very strong alcoholic drink (a shot or mixed drink).

(Owen takes a sip from his mixer and does a Snorting Bull)
Bill: Snortin' Bull!
Colby: Drinkin Feltch?
Owen: Skol.

by M Laing August 5, 2010

Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

by joff leff December 28, 2011

Softing

A light, misty rain, drizzle, sprinkle. Usually heard from misplaced Michigander.

"Taipei 101 looks amazing in the rain!"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"

by Tom Joseph February 3, 2015

Sporting Toe

When a chick has a camel toe.

Damn, Merissa was sporting toe today. What a whore!

by Dushon Mandicks May 20, 2008

Sporting Clube de Portugal

A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans

Sporting Clube de Portugal and Ilori are dog shit

by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020

snorting dragon

When you get oral sex from a woman and you finish inside of her mouth. now she has to swallow and upon swallowing, you must punch her in the chest so that she will cough. the desired effect is to make her cough up the semen and some of it will come out of her nose, therefore the "snorting dragon" reference.

"I gave a prostitute a snorting dragon because she charged too much."

by viet peter May 5, 2006

Snorting Bull

When a man is maturbating or receiving a blow job and when he is about to cum he puts his penis up to his partners nostril and cums in their nose, causing the partner to become angry and snorting cum like a bull

I gave my girl a snorting bull last night, now she won't stop blowing her nose

by peebody1001 September 7, 2016