Sonjia is a gorgeous masterpiece created by God to bring beauty into this world and get rid of ugly people.
by sdubb April 3, 2013
Get the sonjia mug.A word to describe a complete an utter fud, twat, bawbag of a person. A 'Songu' tends to make up some amount of shit like meeting the wrestler 'The Rock' at a petrol station in Glasgow, Scotland.
The 'Songu' also tends to go for sexual partners 3-4 years younger than themselves... They also have the ability to get 'songued'...
The 'Songu' also tends to go for sexual partners 3-4 years younger than themselves... They also have the ability to get 'songued'...
by P.I Steaker August 29, 2007
Get the Songu mug.An amazing, intelligent, funny, and youthful girl with an amazing smile. Is always there when you need her, gives the best hugs, and is always happy. (If she isn't she'll do her best to make you think otherwise!) She masks her overwhelming intelligence with cute idiosyncrasies, but don't underestimate her. She truly is the best girl there is.
Dude 1) "Man, I was feeling really bad today, but then Sonja and I had a heartfelt conversation, and I feel awesome now!"
Dude 2) "Yeah dude, Sonja's the best!"
Dude) "Hello Sonja!"
Sonja) "Herro!"
Dude) "How are you?"
Sonja) "I is goodly! And you?"
Dude) "Better than I was 15 seconds ago! :D"
Dude 2) "Yeah dude, Sonja's the best!"
Dude) "Hello Sonja!"
Sonja) "Herro!"
Dude) "How are you?"
Sonja) "I is goodly! And you?"
Dude) "Better than I was 15 seconds ago! :D"
by fughilli November 22, 2010
Get the Sonja mug.A another term for getting absolutely drunk, scooshed, hammered, pished, etc. on a single bottle of beer or anything lower in strength. Applies to those who can hardly walk and speak afterwards.
Jamie: "Waaannntttta shhhhaggggggg..."
Andrew: "Mate, you've had one beer... You are well and truely songued! Yass!"
Andrew: "Mate, you've had one beer... You are well and truely songued! Yass!"
by [[ Allan ]] August 10, 2007
Get the Songued mug.Sonjoe the hottest Short Asian you will ever see in your life. He has also has a 2.5 K/D his K/D has been known to make the panties drop. He also has the fattest and cleanness ass ever like you could it that shit. His cock is the size of power-ranger megazord. He swings that shit like it a katana
by Gnikz April 9, 2021
Get the Sonjoe mug.offensive (n.) (adj.)
—used as an insulting and contemptuous term in the League of Legends community for an individual that is a garbage hard stuck silver V player who wishes death upon repentant individuals.
—used as an insulting and contemptuous term in the League of Legends community for an individual that is a garbage hard stuck silver V player who wishes death upon repentant individuals.
"gg sanjuro"
"Stop being such a sanjuro and just play for objectives."
"Don't sanjuro up this game like you did your last one..."
"Stop being such a sanjuro and just play for objectives."
"Don't sanjuro up this game like you did your last one..."
by respectable Player October 1, 2017
Get the sanjuro mug.Sonja is the greatest female to ever be born on this planet earth. No one can ever be as great as Sonja, and everyone loves her because she is just THAT super. Without Sonja the world would be lost. She is not only the greatest but she is the MOST beautiful women to ever grace this earth's presence. If you're not with her, you'll want her because she is HOT. No one can ever be as great as Sonja so don't even bother trying because you're wasting your time. She is just extraordinarily awesome. All the bitches hate her because they ain't her!
And there's this dude called Ryan who's just fucking awesome, and Sonja would be nothing without his expert guidance and hotness.
And there's this dude called Ryan who's just fucking awesome, and Sonja would be nothing without his expert guidance and hotness.
by TheAlmightyest December 16, 2010
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