Sonja is the greatest female to ever be born on this planet earth. No one can ever be as great as Sonja, and everyone loves her because she is just THAT super. Without Sonja the world would be lost. She is not only the greatest but she is the MOST beautiful women to ever grace this earth's presence. If you're not with her, you'll want her because she is HOT. No one can ever be as great as Sonja so don't even bother trying because you're wasting your time. She is just extraordinarily awesome. All the bitches hate her because they ain't her!
And there's this dude called Ryan who's just fucking awesome, and Sonja would be nothing without his expert guidance and hotness.
Sonja is super HOT
, I wish she was mine.