nefi salamander

A weird kid and a weaboooooooo. he watches **** and loves it. He is a fortnite tryhard and cries in his room

Wow, your such a Nefi Salamander, such as WEABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRYHARD

by ducki_momo March 25, 2019

a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND most coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you that everything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally kill yourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technology far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything. He did it to me twice.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?

2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?

2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by naked monke April 17, 2021

japanese giant salamander

The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan

Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah

by Meme man the madlad December 21, 2020

tits on a salamander

When she be smacking those lips like she's got them, but just salamander tits

Dumb hole thinking she all that but just tits on a salamander

by Elmer creek February 21, 2021

thats the way the salamander sambas

another way cooler way of saying “thats the way the cookie crumbles”

Phoenix:thats the way the salamander sambas
samalamadingdong: NOO THATS NOT A PHRASE NO ONE SAYS THAT

look at me now sam

by gayfurryporn December 18, 2021

The sneaky salamander

The sneaky salamander is when you shove a slinky up you’re anal cavity and force a salamander to crawl through the slinky and then rip the slinky out as fast as you can

Hey Tim me and Angela did the sneaky salamander last night and it still hasn’t come out wanna take a look.

by Bigisland April 3, 2023

Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.

john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009