socking

The act of vigorously and/or animatedly masturbating with a sock snugly wrapped around one's penis.

A: Dude, where did all of my socks go?
B: Sorry bro, I had to take a few because I was socking so hard last night.

by chag-alert November 25, 2013

russian socking

when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.

Dude, i just russian socked that police car on accident!!

by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005

Sulking Vulture

a young person who has pitty sex with a partner who is way too old for them.

Cyrstal Harris left Hugh Hefner because she was tired of being the sulking vulture of the relationship.

by librarystaff July 1, 2011

Power Socking

Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.

The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.

Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants

by Coltronix October 27, 2011

Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses

I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her

by Chop81 January 10, 2021

Soaking Wet

When a females pussy isn't just wet, it's really really wet.

My girls pussy was soaking wet from her masturabtion while giving me a blowjob before my cock even entered into her.

by Anonymous Anon Girl November 6, 2015

Socking

The act of busting in a sock

"dude, I was socking all night at pats house last night"

by Socking4life November 30, 2011