kentucky sober

only doing your friends drugs to save money.

sorry i’ve been so distant lately, im kentucky sober. can we smoke at your place?

by analhandle October 17, 2022

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022

sober mode

A temporary state of seriousness, intelligence, and coherence, occasionally achieved by someone high or drunk

Hey dude, your parents are calling, sober mode real quick.

by spadefish April 5, 2008

California Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.

"No thanks," Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, "I'm California Sober this month."

by CPaigeS December 10, 2016

Sobernaut

A person undertaking a journey through sobriety.

The bold sobernauts slipped the surly bonds of booze-dependence and touched the face of not-being-so-f**ked-up-that-you-spent-the-whole-weekend-hugging-the-base-of-your-toilet-while-wishing-you-were-dead...ness.

by MotorBath May 11, 2018

Slobber Copter

When you get your dick sucked and right after it has been sucked by a female preferably, you perform the helicopter with your penis

After Abigail sucked my dick I started swinging my slobber copter

by ChazBente November 17, 2018

inverse snobbery

Thinking you're better than other people because you're working class, have a regional accent, don't use big words, read tabloid papers, or for other reasons which are opposite to those which would be involved in "snobbery" in the usual sense.

The argument that people who live in "rough" areas are the only ones who "know" about crime and that everyone else should shut up is just an example of inverse snobbery.

by Andy May 1, 2004