Spoils of War

Stuff you get from your ex that's too cool to give back.

Stuff your ex left that's cool that you're not going to give back.

Stuff your ex has that's really cool that you have to sacrifice because you don't ever want to talk to them again.

Must not have sentimental value.

"I like your shoes! Where's you get them?"

"Spoils of war. He bought them for me last summer for hikes."

OR

"Totally just found my ex girlfriends raft in my garage. Spoils of war score!"

OR

"I just realized that my ex got my raft and probably lost it! Spoils of war I guess."

by Amuse_A_Muse July 15, 2014

Chill Your Snails

To Hold on,Chill/relax.

Guy 1: Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude,Dude, DUDE!!!
Guy 2: Chill your snails! I'm busy!

by TAJCJCK September 19, 2009

Stephen Spoils

Triple OG gangsta seapost

Yo, It's Stephen Spoils!!!

by Aldarict May 4, 2021

Spoilsome

The act of being spoiled. The act of expecting to be spoiled.

Discarding of 6 month old wardrobe, because you are bored and want to have new clothes, and expecting others will purchase them for you, which could be spoilsome.

by The Truth be dared. March 11, 2011

Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.

At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

snoillits

An individual who is the butt of a lot of jokes

Everybody makes fun of the snoillits

by Robot_Squirrel December 5, 2011

Snails

Snails are a wonderful animal and they are the best.

“Wow, look at that group of snails on that tree.”

by The silver cat November 3, 2020