Snoflake

Hyper-sensitive people who become offended on behalf of others... for fictional fantasies and futuristic, "what ifs..."

Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;

because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.

They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.

We had to cancel Halloween this year when a Snoflake complained that EVERY costume was offensive

by mysticklemom October 30, 2018

SNOCA

Shit No One Cares About.

"so dude, i totally went to the grocery store today and they were out of mangoes so i went down the street to the farmer's market instead, and my spanish was so bad i ended up with melons."

"dude, SNOCA"

by purplegiggity July 21, 2009

Snowfairy

An often young, effeminate gay male who tends to snort as much coke as he can get his hands on.

John: "Omg did you see that queen Cale? He's doing a line in the bathroom..."

Mike: "Damn... what a snowfairy."

by Swimboi April 4, 2011

snifacunt other

A fun way to say and spell "significant other".

AT THE BAR:

PETER: WOW! Whose that beautiful babe walking in the door?

BOBBY: That's Sharon, my new snifacunt other, brother.

PETER: Yeah, I'd like to snif...I mean, you know, if she wasn't YOUR lady.

by Bar Bare-All Eden June 12, 2006

snofro

After you've scraped the snow from the windscreen and windows, the neat patch of snow left on the roof of your car.

My car looks wicked, all blinged up with snow chains and a crucial snofro.

by jwgrooves December 20, 2010

snowage

Plural noun describing actual snow-fall (not the cocaine type)

"We haven't had much snowage around there parts in a looong time Jed"

by JayEv January 5, 2008

Snoofability

Snoofability is the ability to Snoof.
noun, plural
1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc.
2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one's skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to snoof well.
3. abilities, talents; special skills or aptitudes: Composing music is beyond his abilities.

Snoof is defined below

Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs

Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.

Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain

Snoofa (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation Addict)
(Noun) a person addicted to snoofing

Snoofed
(Noun) as in ‘You have been snoofed.’
Slang: meanings “Case the joint” / “Check it out” / Make a killing” / Rip them off” / “Nick their ideas” / “Scam them”

• I think I have been snoofed meaning Ripped –off or Conned or Scammed
• They snoofed my pad meaning They cased the joint or were timewasters
• They snoofed my gen meaning They pinched my ideas, techniques and knowledge

To analyse resources and be questioning, with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain

For example,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8.To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)

Snoofing From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Snoofing is a combination of the words snooping and sniffing as it relates to Wi-Fi wireless network discovery. Snooping is the act of capturing packets surreptitiously, where as sniffing is the act of looking for Wi-Fi wireless network

His Snoofability is excellent
My Snoofability has really improved over the years.

by BJ Franks April 22, 2007