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Chea-Sniffle

A superior chea which elicits confusing and embarrassing feelings of emotional vulnerability. One that experiences a chea-sniffle will not verbally exclaim as such, but rather will usually release a single tear in response. Chea-sniffles are generally preceded by watery-eyed-duuts.
I'm so proud, it brought a tear to my eye.... psyche men from Nacogdoches don't cry. But seriously...*chea-sniffle*
by CoachRoachUTR July 18, 2012
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holster sniffer

Police groupie. Prefers to date only cops. One who surrounds themselves by cops.
That Lisa, she is a real holster sniffer!
by Pipsi July 28, 2008
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turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.
by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008
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Snifflet

A strange lurking man who approaches a women from behind to sniff her hair or neck for pleasure.
“I told you he was a snifflet, he snuck up behind me and sniffled in my person space.”
Joe Biden Is a snifflet”
by Snifflet April 24, 2021
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Test Sniffles

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.
I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"
by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010
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Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
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book sniffing

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.
Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!
by CakeforFlowers March 9, 2017
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