snews

Uneventful daily happenings. Boring enough to sleep through, or snooze.

Q: Hey what's up?

A: Same old snews.

by J-ME SAN January 8, 2009

Snewder

The act of snorting alcohol.

I snewdered straight vodka the other day. Burnt like fuck!

by Snewderking September 2, 2012

abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

snowjob

When a female gives a male a blowjob, but seconds before commencing, she puts snow/ ice cubes in her mouth. This feels weird for both participants, since the freezing sensation can cause temporary numbness in curtain spots. Enjoy.

That snowjob last night almost made my dick freeze off man.

by Yotam F October 29, 2007

Snowjob

When a someone puts his or her hand in the snow until it becomes numb, then proceeds to masterbate.

I gave myself a snowjob for Christmas

by batmandan41 June 4, 2010

snowjealousy

A feeling that stems from a combination of the intense jealousy experienced by people living in snow-deprived areas and the realization that this years Christmas will be as mediocre as the last.

Oh my damn you cannot believe the snowjealousy i have now.

by FBucket December 15, 2008

snewins

familiar term for the male genitals - penis and testicles

'His trousers ripped and his snewins were hanging out'

by Wes February 26, 2005