The lid of the jar has snerched up it has not followed the thread and and damaged the lid therefore becoming unfit for purpose.
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Get the Snurcher mug.A religion all about snails. The central diety of the Snurch is Snod, followed by other sniblical figures such as Snesus, The Snophet, Snodmother, Snesiah, and Snarchangel. The true loyal followers of the Snurch are Snesiples. The antagonistic force of the Snurch is Snatan.
The snail is the inspiration behind the Snurch and the embodiment of everything the Snurch values. Its spiral shell symbolizes the circle of life in which we are born, live our lives, and slowly spiral towards death all while forming our lives. The shell is also a home for the snail that it carries wherever it goes, just like the impact and influence of the Snurch being carried by us for our entire lives. For these reasons, the spiral is the official symbol of the Snurch. The snail moves throughout its life at an incredibly slow pace, resulting in a state of enlightenment completely immersed in the natural beauty of the world during each moment, living in blissful ignorance that its fragile little life may be squandered by a single step or a hot day.
Participants of the Snurch practice their faith by gathering around a communal table to discuss the Snurch, admire the snail creations of Snod, and relentlessly make fun of Snatan.
Some might say the Snurch is a pathetic copy of Christianity, but it is in fact the contrary. The Snurch contains the universal truth, but the sniblical figures and events were tragically distorted by anti-snail, Snatanic propaganda.
The snail is the inspiration behind the Snurch and the embodiment of everything the Snurch values. Its spiral shell symbolizes the circle of life in which we are born, live our lives, and slowly spiral towards death all while forming our lives. The shell is also a home for the snail that it carries wherever it goes, just like the impact and influence of the Snurch being carried by us for our entire lives. For these reasons, the spiral is the official symbol of the Snurch. The snail moves throughout its life at an incredibly slow pace, resulting in a state of enlightenment completely immersed in the natural beauty of the world during each moment, living in blissful ignorance that its fragile little life may be squandered by a single step or a hot day.
Participants of the Snurch practice their faith by gathering around a communal table to discuss the Snurch, admire the snail creations of Snod, and relentlessly make fun of Snatan.
Some might say the Snurch is a pathetic copy of Christianity, but it is in fact the contrary. The Snurch contains the universal truth, but the sniblical figures and events were tragically distorted by anti-snail, Snatanic propaganda.
Snesiple 1: Today at the Snurch they taught me the Virgin Snary gave birth to baby Snesus all on her own because snails can reproduce asexually!
Snesiple 2: Snoses also had to split the whole fucking ocean instead of using a boat because it was salt water and they die if they touch it!
Snatan: what the fuck i fucking hate this shit
Snesiple 2: Snoses also had to split the whole fucking ocean instead of using a boat because it was salt water and they die if they touch it!
Snatan: what the fuck i fucking hate this shit
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My boyfriend was trying to snearch through my phone for suspicious numbers.
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