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Sneaky Pete

A characteristic of quality starins of marijuana that don't get you high at first but inebriates later.
Damn i thought that was some bunk but thats some sneaky pete.
by C & P August 4, 2009
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Sneaky Pete

When somebody passes out and a person or persons take a crap and put it in the passed out persons underwear. Passed out person awakes and thinks they shit their own pants
Timmy passed out so all five of us gave him a Sneaky Pete. He thinks he was so wasted he pooped himself.
by PooPooNYourPantalones October 16, 2008
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Sneaky Pete

To plow a girl so hard, she has total loss of all basic motor skills.
Yo, I heard that doop Damon gave her the ol' sneaky pete last night.
by Dean Bloomquist January 26, 2009
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Sneaky Pete

While having safe sex, the male withdraws and re-enters quickly, stripping the condom off in the process and going back in bareback
Melissa and I were doing it the other night and when she wasn't paying attention I pulled a Sneaky Pete on her
by JPnEB August 23, 2008
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Sneaky Pete

When you take a huge shit in a public restroom and don't flush.
Roy: Dude! What the hell is that thing!
Clyde: Oh, thats my sneaky pete from a month ago....
by Sneaky Peter Pocket Pants April 30, 2008
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Sneaky Pete

When you have a friend named Pete who likes to sneak his penis into a girl's ass during sex.
My friend Pete is a sneaky Pete, during sex he will slip his dick into a girl's ass.
by chuckina May 20, 2009
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Sneaky Pete

This act involves 3 guys and a girl. The girl is recently deceased. The first two start fucking the corpse while the third sneakily climbs a tree. As the first two are about to cum inside the corpse the man in the tree jumps on the torso of the corpse whose insides then splatter on the two clueless gentlemen
Last weekend was the best I pulled a sneaky pete on poor Andy and Paul
by vladdos June 21, 2013
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