Max the Snake

A ruthless mobster who has shed his skin and become a gentle domestic white and grey rabbit, living out his final happy days in beautiful Seaside, California.

At one time Max the Snake lived and breathed violence and death every day of his life whereas now he’s getting an endless supply of organic Italian parsley and love in the home of a rabbit fixated woman who looks beyond his earlier mistakes and supports him to truly forgive himself for all that he has done!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2021

Snake

Someone who will for no reason try and hurt you (Snake you). They will go behind your back to tell your secrets but try to make themselves look innocent in the whole situation and try to blame it on you in the end. They go behind your back to tell your secrets.

For no reason Andy trying to round to class and told everyone about a boy I liked. He snaked me

by Snatcher May 17, 2017

SnakeButt

The name of a special pose that exhibits a flattering buttocks to form when executed correctly. Commonly, spotted on Instagram model accounts.

Did you see Anna Matthews' SnakeButt on Reddit.com?

Damn girl, I want to see you pose in a SnakeButt for me.

by the_bilz July 20, 2020

faking the snake

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

by erectiledysfunction55 November 1, 2017

trouser snake

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.

Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!

by Dub P August 26, 2005

Beck-snake

A hybrid between Glenn Beck and a snake, typically 'Kaa' of the Jungle Book.

Marle showed Bob the Beck-snake; and he was never seen again...

by J. Domain March 13, 2013

snake cup

a cavernous region on the female body commonly inhabited by the one-eyed-trouser-snake.

crikey, look at that trollop over there, I'd like to park my salami in her snake cup

by masedonia November 24, 2013