Smug

a beat up car, still driven, usually a 1980's GM.

my smug is out of gas

by Jsquad May 9, 2006

Smug

So you're fucking someone, and then you put your foot in their ass. Then, you shave your leg and then their ass.

I totally had to enema my ass to oblivion so that I could properly be smugged by my husband of four years last night. Man, my ass is smooth.

by theowinhow February 12, 2009

smug sandwich

The act of forcing one's smugness onto another, usually a friend, for one's own amusement.

Timmy treated Quincy to a smug sandwich after beating him on the test.

by Foooge September 16, 2007

Swedish Smugness

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."

Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014

smug bastard

Mark Pettit.

Mark Pettit is a smug bastard.

by ______.. February 18, 2017

The War on Smug

The endless and utterly futile attempt by modest people all over the world to put an end to the annoying behavior of the smug people who like the smell of their own farts, close their eyes while talking, think they are so superior to others, use extremely pretentious rhetoric, and always brag about how great they are. This war will last all eternity and can never be won similar to the war on drugs, but unlike the war on drugs, it is a noble battle.

The war on smug has gotten so far out of hand in San Francisco and Hollywood that it is no longer worth fighting in these areas.

by TRL0 November 9, 2009

smug married

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004