by Jsquad April 28, 2006
So you're fucking someone, and then you put your foot in their ass. Then, you shave your leg and then their ass.
I totally had to enema my ass to oblivion so that I could properly be smugged by my husband of four years last night. Man, my ass is smooth.
by theowinhow February 11, 2009
by Foooge September 06, 2007
The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."
Joe: "I have a toothache."
Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."
Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."
by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 06, 2014
The endless and utterly futile attempt by modest people all over the world to put an end to the annoying behavior of the smug people who like the smell of their own farts, close their eyes while talking, think they are so superior to others, use extremely pretentious rhetoric, and always brag about how great they are. This war will last all eternity and can never be won similar to the war on drugs, but unlike the war on drugs, it is a noble battle.
The war on smug has gotten so far out of hand in San Francisco and Hollywood that it is no longer worth fighting in these areas.
by TRL0 November 09, 2009
Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.
*punch*
*punch*
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004