smorgasdog

A smorgasbord for dogs

We had our friends bring their dogs and put out a smorgasdog

by Snoop dog$$$$$ January 18, 2019

Snorgasm

A power snooze function on an alarm clock vibrator that is worn in your panties and wakes you up with pleasure. Lets you have an erotic snooze.

"Oh man, I was 2 hours late into work today, I kept on hitting the snorgasm button".

by Tonyem November 14, 2011

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.

When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

by weave September 7, 2003

Smorgasbra

When a woman in a restaurant eats the crumbs of a previous course from the top of her cleavage.

"Dude! Check out that chick at the next table dining at the Smorgasbra!"

by 24th@SJ June 18, 2009

smörgåsbord

A swedish word used when you have diffrent types of bread and juice and other things, and you can pick what you want, similar to a buffé.

smorgasbord in english...

We're going to have a smorgasbord tomorrow

by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

Smorgasmborg

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.

Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.

by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012